#nigel darkdoom

[funkylittlebaldcharapoll]

FUNKY LITTLE BALD CHARACTER POLL ROUND 1, GROUP 4

these three may have chosen fields of work that might make them seem intimidating, but that couldn't be farther from the truth! when you look past the alchemy, or the supervillainy-in-training, or the being in the russian mob, you'll find a nice, hardworking, relatable, at least 2/3rds of them are gay i don't know about the other one, guy. but the question remains: who's the funkiest, littlest and baldest?

[dr-nero-is-god]

Hmmm plot on the graph: anastasia/nero, elena/nero (interested in your differences in opinion if you have any) cypher/nero & franz/nigel. You don’t have to do any/all of these of course ✌️

Anastasia/Nero :: doesn't make sense, doesn't compel me :: I do LOVE your fics about this concept and secretly hope for more but when I think about what compels ME as a writer, the energy is not there. Like happy to read, but I don't think I could ever write this ship in a compelling way. It just ain't in me.

Elena/Nero :: doesn't make sense, compels me (for some damn reason) :: I think probably one of my favorite things I have written is in the frigel epistolary fic where Nigel awkwardly asks, "so, um, what motivated you to become a teen parent?" Nero's life with the details revealed is just like. What! Your entire life has revolved around the death of your teenage beloved and you're still an alcoholic about it forty years later??? SIR. But despite the fact that we have like. All of one scene featuring Ms. Elena, I am so compelled by it. Perhaps it's just the freedom. Perhaps it's the fact that the only certainty in this ship is trauma. But I feel like when I have had the opportunity to write Nerolena stuff I manage to come up with the most compelling stuff of all time.

Cypher/Nero :: doesn't make sense, compels me :: I think that of all the things I have written this ship is the one most likely to get me shot in-universe. To me, their hatred surpasses even the possibility of hatefucking. AND YET ISN'T IT FUN TO IMAGINE

Franz/Nigel :: doesn't make sense, compels me :: is it necessary for every teenager in every YA book to be paired up with a classmate by the end of the series?? No. However Franz and Nigel will have a summer wedding and beautiful babies

[eliotquillon]

might end up cutting this scene from the fwb fic so preserving for posterity:

“But…” he continues. “Laura’s in a good place, right now. Maybe the only one of us who is. Do you really wanna wreck that?”

Shelby narrows her eyes, which must look pretty silly; the whites must be tinted entirely red by now. Fuck, she’s high. “You and Franz aren’t in a good place?”

Nigel sighs again, and leans against the wall of Otto’s dilapidated apartment building. Ever since breaking his leg on the Hunt a few years ago, he’s always struggled with keeping his weight balanced; when he’s sober, it’s completely unnoticeable, but right now he is definitely not sober. “My dad,” he starts, and clears his throat. “My dad doesn’t know about us. Franz’s dad doesn’t, either, but that’s fine, Franz doesn’t plan on telling him. But my dad…I don’t know if he’s ignoring it on purpose, or what. I don’t wanna come out to him because, um, it feels pretty awkward having a sit-down conversation with him where I more or less imply that I’m taking it up the arse—“

“What,” Shelby says flatly.

“—but I’ve been dropping hints, you know, about how me and Franz have moved in together and that we’re each other’s emergency contacts—“

“Nige, you don’t have to tell him you’re taking it up the ass to come out to him—“

“—and it’s like he just doesn’t get it at all,” Nigel finishes. “He keeps talking about setting me up with Ms Leon’s niece and I’m like, hello, do I have to say a slur in front of you for you to get it?”

“I think saying a slur,” Shelby says, “would be better than telling him that you’re a bottom, yeah.”

“Yeah,” Nigel concedes, “yeah, probably.”

“This sucks,” Shelby declares. “Wanna go get ice cream?”

[themalhambird]

Hiiii friend do you have any HIVE WIPs to quote? (or headcanons etc?) 👀

Sorry I took so long to reply, I knew I had some HIVE fic in the works somewhere and I wanted to try and dig it out.... Anyway, have a bit of experimenting I was trying to do writing about G.L.O.V.E from an outside perspective- small Nigel Darkdoom, learning about his father's death....

“Nigel,” mum says, hastily swiping at her face and attempting a wobbly smile at him. “You remember- Uncle Max.” she waves a hand limply at the tall man in the dark suit standing by the fireplace. There’s a blood red scarf-thingy wound around his throat, and Nigel’s mind wanders to all the images of Count Dracula that had been plastered everywhere when Dad took them to that place by the sea with the ruins on the hill, and all the pirate ships. The man’s eyes are fixing on him with peculiar intensity; Nigel takes a step back and- -remembers.  “You…came for dinner, once,” he says. “You- you work with my Dad?” he brightens up. “Does this mean Dad’s going to be home soon?” Mum’s face crumples up again. “Oh baby-” “I’m afraid that there was an accident,” ‘Uncle Max’ says gravely. “Your father did not survive.”

Anyway I seem to recall abandoning this because it was it wasn't really working the way I hoped it would, although what I was aiming for I don't know....

[silverblogs]

Ok my current face claims for hive characters since I’m being mercilessly (and not unfairly) bullied for this (https://silverbengal5272.tumblr.com/post/650806790453346305/dr-nero-is-god-here-it-is-rating-how-i-pictured) post

[confusednymphinayellowdress]

Book 1 memes as I frantically reread H.I.V.E.

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[coles-number-one-whore]

They are nerds, your honor Where did they get lightsabers from? No one asks.

[glare0322]

https://youtu.be/Zr2RZUOrdrM

i’ve drained way too much energy into this at least pretend to like it

[theanomily]

Imagine a H.I.V.E. scrabble game.

Otto, Laura and the Professor would be making technological words the others aren't sure are real.

Raven's not really bothered, but participates anyway to stop nagging. However, she will form words in other languages if she sees them before an English possibilty and will send the others her most deadly glare if they say anything.

Seeing that Raven's technique works, Nero will put a random bunch of letters together, saying that it's Latin because, damn it, he is BUSY and wants the game over and done with. Nathaniel knows it's fake, but says nothing as he too has work to do and could bring it up in a later argument. Max makes a point of making the word homework as he looks at Shelby.

In response, Shelby forms the word no. (Uh oh, someone's getting detention).

Franz loses because H.I.V.E.mind, who is counting scores, deducts points for spelling errors. Franz doesn't use German unless he's really stuck because he "can be developing his English."

H.I.V.E.mind stops counting Nero's score. But if he didn't, Nero would win because of his cheating.

Nigel, Penny/Tom/Lucy- depending on who is alive at the time it's set- play the game like normal human beings. So does Wing, but he uses quite a few long and formal words.

If Diabolus participates, he has a habit of making words like "dick" (I don't know, he strikes me as that kind of person for some reason). Nigel is really embarrassed.

If Ms Leon plays, she messes up the board on her turn because she is a cat and won't let someone else put down her word. The Colonel uses this to his advantage.

If the Contessa's around, she refuses to play, but will watch if she thinks something will happen. She gets called a spoilsport for a few days after.

Uhh... I don't think I missed anyone?

[funkylittlebaldcharapoll]

AND THE ULTIMATE BALDING BEGINS.

here it is! the bracket! polls won't be starting yet for a while, but that should give you time to drum up support for your favored candidates. starting now, feel free to send propaganda to the ASKBOX, and if you're wondering how this wacky structure is going to work or why there are so many anonymous icons, take a gander over at the RULES PAGE!

polls under the cut, with links to be added when they go up:

ROUND ONE

GROUP 1:

MELODY (Hunter x Hunter) vs GURU-GURU (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask) [WINNER: MELODY]

ROCK (Warriors) vs RATTRAP (Beast Wars: Transformers) [WINNER: RATTRAP]

CID POLLENDINA (Final Fantasy IV) and LORD CRUMP (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door) vs ROM (Star Trek: Deep Space 9) vs TINKER KNIGHT (Shovel Knight) [WINNER: UNION]

PATCHES (Dark Souls) vs ZOTE (Hollow Knight) [WINNER: ZOTE]

GROUP 2:

PSYCHO MANTIS (Metal Gear Solid) vs COMPTON & DOGEN BOOLE (Psychonauts 1 & 2) [WINNER: THE BOOLES]

NOSFERATU (Spongebob) vs TRANSMUTATE (Beast Wars: Transformers) vs CALIBAN (X-Men) [WINNER: TRANSMUTATE]

"HATCHLING" (Outer Wilds) vs PHILOCTETES (Disney's Hercules) [WINNER: HATCHLING]

THE NOT-GOBLIN (@pocketss' comics) vs D*BBY (Pussy Indulgence) [WINNER: NOT-GOBLIN]

GROUP 3:

BIDO (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs FRIAR TUCK (Disney's Robin Hood) [WINNER: BIDO]

GAETAN "MOLE" MOLIÉRE (Disney's Atlantis) vs HANS MOLEMAN (The Simpsons) [WINNER: MOLE]

THE MAYOR OF TOWNSVILLE (Power Puff Girls) vs HERCULE POIROT (Agatha Christie novels & adaptations) vs SIR TOPHAM HATT/THE FAT CONTROLLER (Thomas the Tank Engine) [WINNER: THE MAYOR]

THE JUDGE (Ace Attorney) vs ARTHUR AGUEFORT (Dimension 20) [WINNER: BOTH]

GROUP 4:

OSWALD "THE PENGUIN" COBBLEPOT (Batman Returns) vs GLUTTONY (Fullmetal Alchemist) [WINNER: GLUTTONY]

THE ALCHEMIST (Venture Bros) vs NIGEL DARKDOOM (H.I.V.E.: Higher Institute of Villainous Education) vs NOHO HANK (HBO'S Barry) [WINNER: THE ALCHEMIST]

DR. VAUX (Dorohedoro) vs THE ITERATORS (Rain World) [WINNER: THE ITERATORS]

Baldi (BASICS) vs Dr. Bubby (HALF-LIFE VR BUT THE AI IS SELF AWARE) [WINNER: BUBBY]

GROUP 5: LITTLE GREEN FREAKS

BEANS (Hunter x Hunter) vs OCHOA (Mashle: Magic and Muscles) vs BUNSEN HONEYDEW (The Muppets) [WINNER: BUNSEN]

JAKEN (InuYasha) vs KING TRODE (DRAGON QUEST VIII) [WINNER: JAKEN]

FBLTHP (Magic: the Gathering) vs MANAKO/OCULETTE (One Punch Man) [WINNER: FBLTHP]

KAPP'N AND FAMILY (Animal Crossing) ft. KAPPA (Natsume Yuujinchou) vs SALAD FINGERS (Salad Fingers) vs CALLIOPE (Homestuck) [WINNER: KAPPAS]

[dr-nero-is-god]

Character opinion bingo- diabolus, nigel, nathaniel?

SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE BUT THANK YOU FOR THE ASK PLEASE ENJOY MY WARES

Diabolus:

Nigel:

Nathaniel:

[the-artist-mage]

I finally finished the H.I.V.E drawing series!

[dr-nero-is-god]

✌: shelby

👍: wing, laura, nigel, lucy

👌: tom, penny

👉: Franz, otto

the four types of gays

awkward peace sign gays ✌️

awkward thumbs up gays 👍

awkward ok sign gays 👌

awkward finger guns gays 👉

every gay is at least one (1) of these don’t even lie

[incorrecthivequotes]

Nigel: Where are you going?

Franz: To get ice cream or create a felony. I'll decide in the car

[silverblogs]

Drabble 46, for @spocks-evil-godmother - “I thought you were dead!”

Franz was shivering when the final students were led from the Glasshouse. The triumph of his shot meant little now. He had been to all the dormitories in the facility before coming outside, desperately searching for one face who had remained notably absent.

“You look glum.”

Franz whipped around to see a paler, thinner boy than he’d known a few short months ago. But the bald head was unmistakeable, and Franz crushed him in a hug months overdue right away.

“I thought you were dead!”

Nigel gave a weak smile.

“You should know never to believe that about a Darkdoom.”

Ngl I’m quite proud that I’ve kept all of these to 100 words exactly so far, but I’m dying to write some longer stuff

[confusednymphinayellowdress]

Book: Six. Hour: Zero. Memes: Ten.

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